I Came I Saw I Sailed Away Tee – Funny Heavyweight Beach Shirt

Caesar had an empire. You have a boat and a cooler. Close enough. This is the history lesson worth wearing: a thick, structured heavyweight tee in garment-dyed cotton, finished with a retro palm-tree sunset. Relaxed fit, soft from day one, and tough enough for marina mornings, dock bars, and every vacation where nobody checks their email.

The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Final sale.

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